(THE RISE AND FALL OF LOLA ROUGE: PART 2.)
NARRATOR
Lola Rouge was once an international superstar and nation’s sweetheart. What went wrong?
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INT. LOLA’S LIVING ROOM. DAYTIME.
Lola Rouge was once an international superstar and nation’s sweetheart. What went wrong?
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INT. LOLA’S LIVING ROOM. DAYTIME.
INTERVIEWER
Have you experienced any financial difficulties since you lost your recording contract, Lola?
Have you experienced any financial difficulties since you lost your recording contract, Lola?
LOLA
No no, I’m still a star, I’m still financially secure thankyou very much!
INT. LOLA’S LIVING ROOM. DAYTIME.
LOLA
I still get hounded wherever I go, the paparazzi are so –BLEEP- annoying.
INT. COLLEGE CORRIDOR 1. DAYTIME.
LOLA
As you can see I'm back at my old college, it holds a lot of memories for me because it helped to become a star, and made me into the person I am today - no, no autographs today thankyou, can't you see I'm doing something, move along! -BLEEP-!
INT. COLLEGE CORRIDOR 2. DAYTIME.
This is the media department where I did a lot of my work- oh, two minutes, just a couple of fans. Just one photo boys. Come on then quickly, I'm doing something here. Thankyou.
INT. LOLA’S LIVING ROOM. DAYTIME.
INTERVIEWER
Do you still enjoy a glamorous social life Lola?
LOLA
Oh absolutely, I only go to the classiest places.
INT. LOLA’S KITCHEN. EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING.
No no, I’m still a star, I’m still financially secure thankyou very much!
INT. LOLA’S LIVING ROOM. DAYTIME.
LOLA
I still get hounded wherever I go, the paparazzi are so –BLEEP- annoying.
INT. COLLEGE CORRIDOR 1. DAYTIME.
LOLA
As you can see I'm back at my old college, it holds a lot of memories for me because it helped to become a star, and made me into the person I am today - no, no autographs today thankyou, can't you see I'm doing something, move along! -BLEEP-!
INT. COLLEGE CORRIDOR 2. DAYTIME.
This is the media department where I did a lot of my work- oh, two minutes, just a couple of fans. Just one photo boys. Come on then quickly, I'm doing something here. Thankyou.
INT. LOLA’S LIVING ROOM. DAYTIME.
INTERVIEWER
Do you still enjoy a glamorous social life Lola?
LOLA
Oh absolutely, I only go to the classiest places.
INT. LOLA’S KITCHEN. EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING.
LOLA
More..more beer..come on, upstairs...
INT. LOLA’S LIVING ROOM. DAYTIME.
INTERVIEWER
Are you still in touch with any of your celebrity friends?
LOLA
Oh yeah, I've still got lots of friends. Me and Cheryl Cole are best buds!
Lola’s ‘date’ from the previous night walks past the camera and Lola shoots him a look of hatred.
DATE
(From the kitchen)Lisa, got any bread?
LOLA
Oh god. For –BLEEP- sake you freak, get out of my house, I’ve told you about thirty –BLEEP- times!...
INTERVIEWER
(To cameraperson) C'mon we need to get this, quickly
The camera moves to film through the slightly ajar kitchen door, where Lola can be seen throwing fruit at the date.
LOLA
No you're not going in there! BLEEP BLEEP get out!
(as she emerges from the kitchen door and smoothing down her hair) Oh sorry about all that noise, I er, tripped over the dog.
INT. LOLA’S LIVING ROOM.DAYTIME.
INTERVIEWER
So Lola, have you anything to say about your notorious downfall?
Lola looks blankly at the interviewer and then fakes a huge smile.
LOLA
Oh I just love your shoes. Where did you get them from? They’re so...now!
INTERVIEWER
So Lola, have you anything to say about your notorious downfall?
Lola looks blankly at the interviewer and then fakes a huge smile.
LOLA
Oh I just love your shoes. Where did you get them from? They’re so...now!
INTERVIEWER
Erm, thanks.
INT. UNKNOWN DARK ROOM.
DEVASTATED FAN
I was Lola's number one fan, I knew every song of every album, I loved seeing her in concert. But when she performed in London, I waited outside in the cold for two hours to get her autograph. but when she came out she called me a slag and gave me a punch in the face, I just can't do it...she was just so horrible to me, it traumatised me and I hate her now. She's the worst thing ever to live! I just can't do it.
INT. LOLA’S LIVING ROOM.DAYTIME.
INTERVIEWER
Have you any plans for the near future?
Lola walks off screen and returns some time later clutching a 'book'.
LOLA
This is my autobiography, don’t you think it’s –BLEEP- amazing?!
It’s only a mock-up but I can just tell it’s going to sell millions of copies. In shops, January 10th!
Have you any plans for the near future?
Lola walks off screen and returns some time later clutching a 'book'.
LOLA
This is my autobiography, don’t you think it’s –BLEEP- amazing?!
It’s only a mock-up but I can just tell it’s going to sell millions of copies. In shops, January 10th!
(END OF PART 2.)
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